Sunday, 24 June 2012

The Weirdo

Who knows what he does with that weird old stick?
I've have tried to ask but he's incredibly thick.

Why his ears and head are so pointy and long,
or why most of his left arm is pretty much gone.

He normally just giggles but when he replies,
the thing's that he tells you are all blatantly lies.

He say's that his stick is a magical wand,
that he got from a lady who lived in a pond.

His head is so pointy because his dad was an elf,
he's missing a hand because it walk off by its self.